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The fact that I've carved out a career that's so focused on writing is a bit of a running joke in my family. I was a notoriously terrible student who hated all English or writing-focused classes.
One time in the eighth grade, I had to write an essay about the book Shane, and I was struggling to meet the 500-word minimum requirement. So, when I hit this sentence at approximately word 400 -- "Some might say the main character was mean." -- I had a positively brilliant idea.
I pulled out my ratty thesaurus and proceeded to look up synonyms for "mean" and then padded the rest of the essay with sentences like, "Or that he was cold-hearted. Or maybe unkind. Perhaps loathsome. Even uncharitable. Possibly unpleasant. Or contemptible."
And on, and on, until I hit that minimum word count requirement.
As an insufferable, Leonardo DiCaprio-obsessed teen, I was so pleased with my cleverness. My English teacher, however, not so much.
In fact, I ended up having to write the entire essay all over again.
A live shot of me upon hearing this news, via GIPHY.
It was one of the most painful ways I've learned the importance doing something right the first time. (I wasn't allowed to watch TV at all until I had turned my assignment back in, because parents are the worst.)
Don't be like me. Understand that while sometimes you may be tempted to cut corners with your website, your marketing, or your hiring process for the sake of "efficiency," shortcuts have a nasty habit of backfiring.
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