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Happy Tuesday, I'm back, welcome to the new week, blah blah blah... let's get down to business.
As I was cuddled on the couch putting the finishing touches on my epic digital marketing strategy article last night (because I'm physically incapable of not working), something miraculous happened:
With an astonishing 8-1 win over the St. Louis Cardinals, my beloved Washington Nationals are now potentially only one game away from going to the World Series for the first time ever in the history of the franchise.
Did you know there hasn't been a World Series in Washington, D.C., since my grandfather, Vito Perruso, cheered on the Senators in 1933?
Of course, we lost that World Series, per local tradition.
In fact, as a beleaguered Washington, D.C., sports fan, my life has been almost exclusively headlined by misery, loss, and shame. (Did you see the Redskins-Dolphins game this past Sunday? No one really won that game.)
While we still have a chance to totally blow our chances at an NLCS sweep tonight, I'm leaning into the excitement, because this is a surprising change of pace. Is this what happiness feels like? I'm so confused.
For now, let's all cross our fingers that this upcoming Thursday's issue of THE LATEST isn't dedicated to cringe-y poetry, with hackneyed lines like, "My broken baseball-loving heart is now as cold and black as the night sky."
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