I don't know how he does it. I simply don't know how he does it.
| | I don't know how he does it. I simply don't know how he does it: No matter how many hours I spend cleaning and maintaining a tidy household, Ham – AKA Professor Hambone, Hamuel L. Jackson, Hamstel Light, Hamuel Adams – brings me one of my own socks between 3 p.m. and 6 p.m. every single work day, no exceptions. Can you imagine how unstoppable we'd be if we possessed even an ounce of Ham's focused, goal-driven tenacity or his endless capacity to find exactly what it is he's looking for without fail? Our potential would have no limits. (And thank goodness Ham's world domination plans seem limited to my socks.) | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
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