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I love technology — but sometimes it betrays me.
For example, I want to take you back to Thursday night at 7:50 p.m.
Being the 24-hour go-getter that I am, I was lazily draped across the couch in my pajamas while eating Skittles — only the red ones; all other flavors are for peasants! — and binging my way through the last few episodes of season one of Amazon's The Boys.
Then, unprovoked, my Apple Watch buzzed with the following notification:
This happens to me a lot.
Part of me wants to believe that I'm simply so theatrical and enthusiastic in my lounge-forward lifestyle that I don't even need to move for my Apple Watch to pick up on my energy.
But the other, more logical part of me knows that the mini Skynet box I have strapped to my wrist isn't infallible. Heck, earlier that same day, I ran three miles... but my Apple Watch insisted it was actually three-and-a-half miles, and thus, that is what was logged.
Basically, my Apple Watch is the computer equivalent of a super sweet and well-meaning friend I had when I was a junior in high school, who said my butt totally didn't look big in an iridescent blue taffeta cupcake nightmare of a dress I ended up wearing to homecoming that year.
(All pictures were burned, so do not ask.)
I don't know why I expect my great Apple, Google, and Facebook overlords to be unerring, when I know they aren't. My Apple Watch constantly lies to me, Google is always changing the rules without telling me, and Facebook has a bad habit of playing fast and loose with data privacy.
Still, I always come back for more. Maybe I'm too trusting?
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